WWE Main Event Results - October 9, 2013

Quick Results
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* Handicap Match: 
3MB def. Tons of Funk 

* Tamina def. Aksana via big boot

* Big E Langston def. Zack Ryder via big ending

Detailed Results
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The events following Battleground and Raw have the WWE Universe buzzing. Josh Mathews welcomes us to the show as Brodus Clay and Tensai dance their way to the ring. Alex Riley joins Mathews in saying that he loves the Funkadactyls. 3MB enters, it will be a 3 on 2 handicap match. 

Handicap Match: Tons of Funk vs. 3MB 

Brodus and Slater start. Slater ducks form a clothesline, throws a few punches. Clay grabs Heath by the hair, and then slams him a couple times. Mahal and Tensai are tagged in. Mahal goes on the attack, shoulderblock by Tensai. Headbutts in the corner, monkey flip follows! Tensai holds Mahal upside-down in the air, slam. TOF double-teams Mahal, elbow drop and cover from Clay. Tensai is hit with a high knee from Jinder. McIntyre connects with a dropkick, cover. Slater works on Tensai in the corner with punches. 

Sweet T shoves Slater, but is taken down for a two. Slater and Tensaitradeblows, Heath is thrown out of the ring.Mahal is clotheslined by Clay. Brodus throws Mahal over his shoulders, splash in the corner. Another slam, Brodus goes to the second turnbuckle to hits a splash, two. Slater is now the legal man. Slater flips over the ropes, splash for a three. 

Winners: 3MB – by pinfall (5:48) 

Riley and Mathews discuss the Punk vs. Ryback match at Battleground where Punk low-blowed Ryback to win. In three weeks, atHell in a Cell, CM Punk and Ryback will have a rematch. 

Daniel Bryan will face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship insideHell in a Cellwith Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee. 

Aksana vs. Tamina 

Aksana starts to take her shirt off when Tamina goes right on the attack. Theytradeslaps. Aksana gets Tamina down, elbow drops connect. Cover, one. Aksana locks in an arm lock. Side-walk slam by Aksana. Aksana crawls around Tamina. Tamina stomps on Aksana, knee drop, one. Chinlock applied on Aksana. Aksana gets out, neck breaker for a two. Tamina slams Aksana onto her knee. Big boot from Tamina for the three. 

Winner: Tamina – by pinfall (3:29) 

Raw Rebound: Big Show starts to talk to Stephanie, when McMahon tells him to shut up. Show knocked out officials, Daniel Bryan, and Randy Orton. Show says sorry. Stephanie goes on a rant about how Show can’t manage his responsibilities. Stephanie starts to get a little more aggressive. It’s time for Show to beg for forgiveness. Show’s worthless, he doesn’t have a soul. Big Show won’t beg, he KO’ed Orton because he couldn’ttake itanymore. Stephanie slaps Show 6 times across the face, and then she says you’re fired! 

Zack Ryder makes his way to the ring as they go to commercial. After the break,Big E Langstonenters. 

Zack Ryder vs.Big E Langston 

Lock up, Ryder is shoved. Big E places Zack up top and slaps him. Big E runs over Ryder, headlock in place. Ryder is shoved out, headlock back in. Ryder powers out, Langston is kicked and punched. Missile dropkick connects, Ryder kicks Big E away from the ring. 

-Commercials 

After the break, Ryder has Langston down in a headlock on the mat. Big E sends a big right hand to the gut. Langston drives his shoulder into Ryder in the corner, pin. Ryder gets out of a hold, but Langston comes back with a belly-to-belly suplex. Another big right hand to Ryder. RyderdodgesLangston’s big splash. Zack connects with a missile dropkick, Broski Boot. Langston rolls out of the ring, shoves Ryder into the barricade, clothesline. Ryder rolls Langston up, big elbow in the corner. On the third one, Langston catches Ryder with a slam. Big clothesline by Big E. Langston hits the Big Endingfor the win. 

Winner:Big E Langston– by pinfall (10:12) 

Raw Recap: A replay is shown of Vickie Guerrero announcing John Cena as Alberto Del Rio’s opponent for the World Heavyweight Championship atHell in a Cell. Right after the announcement, Ricardo Rodriguez rolls up Del Riofor the win. Del Rio went on to brutally attack Ricardo afterwards. 

The last few minutes are shown of Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, and Goldust vs. The Shield from Monday on Raw. The bell is rang when a DQ comes. Triple H restarts is as a No DQ match. Rollins ends up pinning Bryanfor the win. The Shield beats on Goldust until Big Show comes out. Hunter hides behind The Shield. The Shield beats down Show until Big Show throws all of them off. Show gives Triple H a huge knock out punch before leaving the ring.